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Observe what is actually there
RoastScore examines public homepage content, calls to action, navigation, trust signals, pricing visibility, basic SEO signals, and conversion friction.
AI-powered commercial honesty
Your business asked. We chose violence.
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The Roast Score
🔥 47/100
“Your website isn’t bad. It’s just making your customers do way too much work.”
Observed first
We only analyze public information we can access.
Useful, not cruel
The business gets roasted. The owner never does.
No fake certainty
Inferences and estimates are clearly labeled.
How the damage is assessed
Less audit theater. More useful truth.
RoastScore turns a public website into an entertaining diagnosis you can understand, screenshot, share, and act on.
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Turn findings into a Roast Score
Get a memorable score across messaging, trust, conversion, design, SEO, mobile experience, and competitive positioning.
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Fix the expensive problems first
Your report separates observed facts, reasonable inferences, and estimates, then prioritizes concrete improvements instead of dumping a generic checklist on you.
Screenshot-friendly by design
A score worth fixing. A verdict worth sharing.
Every free result includes an overall score, a concise verdict, three major problems, three genuine strengths, and clear next moves. Share cards invite the next founder to step into the fire.
Signal 1Messaging
Signal 2Conversion
Signal 3Trust
Signal 4Design / UX
Pricing without a punchline
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Basic Roast
One website. Immediate honesty.
Free
- Overall Roast Score
- Verdict and memorable roast
- Three problems and three strengths
- Shareable result
Best first fixStart with a free roast
The Full Roast
The jokes stay. The analysis gets serious.
$19 one time
Everything in the free roast
Detailed website analysis
Messaging and homepage rewrites
SEO and conversion recommendations
Offer and CTA positioning
Prioritized 30-day action plan
Roast Monitor
For businesses that keep changing.
$49/month
- Periodic re-analysis
- Historical Roast Scores
- Meaningful-change alerts
- Messaging, CTA, and SEO watch
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